Politically Correct Season’s Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that any country is necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the “wishee”!By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the “wishor” to actually implement any of the wishes for her or him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the “wishor”.

The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the “wishor”.

Best regards (without prejudice)


Name withheld (Privacy Act).

7 comments to Politically Correct Season’s Greetings

  • 4 Liberty

    Gareth, thats funny!!!! Look forward to getting out from under all this bullshit that has been heaped on and into us. I have not and will not participate in PC ! We live in a society of “Tweeners” they have no opinions or are fearful of letting them be known. They are useless , ball less , tin soldiers. “Tweeners”

  • Scrappy


    Merry Christmas

  • LoL, when you consider this is actually closer to the truth than just satire, you have to laugh and cringe at the same time at the sickness that plagues this world.

    Krishnamurti: “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”

    On that note, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year. If you found that to be offensive, then that’s your damn problem, not mine.

  • BlindersOff

    I’m just so happy to live in America the free this holiday sea….Well, AmeriKa that used to be America The Free….okay, America that had the grand illusion of being free, and was free, but that my friend, was a long long time ago.
    I can write that right? Hello? Helllllllooooo?

  • Ben

    LOL! Awesome! I may have to copy this one and send to friends…

  • lastmanstanding

    G…I bet that you could submit this piece along with a check to Harvard Law School for $110,000 usd and get an honorary law degree! (the check will carry alot of weight)…or… you could get a job with the ACLU!

  • Gareth

    @Ben: Please feel free to copy and sent it. I shudda stated that it was written by someone else. I’m guilty of plagiarism since I didn’t, sorry :-)

    This was sent to me a friend – not sure if he had wrote it though.

    Feel free to pass it on.


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