Fun With BitCoin Mad Libs

Bitcoin Thought Leaders Speculate on Friday’s Mega Bitcoin Movements

On Friday March 7, the Bitcoin community were watching with baited breath as massive BTC transactions were confirmed on the blockchain. Since then a number of theories have sprouted as to who is doing what and why.

Bitcoin pundit Bryce Weiner was one of the most vocal on Twitter after personally looking into the movements and accounts. During a back fourth online, he and Rick Falkvinge. a Swedish IT entrepreneur known as the founder and first party leader of the Swedish Pirate Party, were exchanging views, many of their tweets alluding to the idea that Mt. Gox were splitting up their stash to ‘clean it’ effectively. Falkvinge said straight out “it may be a pre-laundering move to conceal Gox actual assets” while Weiner expressed doubts saying “Wait… MtGox is down but the API is still active? This is not carelessness.This is intentional.”

One thing that’s crystal clear, is that much of the community is gunning for Mt. Gox and particularly its CEO Mark Karpeles. The most distressing aspect of the entire scandal is the fact that Karpeles still isn’t speaking.

Christmas Edition

ELF Thought Leaders Speculate on Friday’s Mega Christmas Present Movements

On Friday March 7, the ELF community were watching with baited breath as massive CHRISTMAS PRESENT transactions were confirmed on the NORTH POLE.  Since then a number of theories have sprouted as to who is doing what and why.

ELF pundit FIGGY FROSTCANE was one of the most vocal on Twitter after personally looking into the movements and accounts. During a back fourth online, he and SLOEBERRY FIZZYBAUBLES. a Swedish IT entrepreneur known as the founder and first party leader of the Swedish ELF Party, were exchanging views, many of their tweets alluding to the idea that SANTA’S WORK SHOP were splitting up their stash to ‘clean it’ effectively. FIZZYBAUBLES said straight out “it may be a pre-laundering move to conceal  SANTA’S WORK SHOP actual assets” while FROSTCANE expressed doubts saying “Wait…  SANTA’S WORK SHOP is down but the API is still active? This is not carelessness.This is intentional.”

One thing that’s crystal clear, is that much of the community is gunning for   SANTA’S WORK SHOP and particularly its CEO SANTA CLAUS The most distressing aspect of the entire scandal is the fact that SANTA still isn’t speaking.

3 comments to Fun With BitCoin Mad Libs

  • Son of Liberty

    Wait a minute… does this mean that I shouldn’t have spent all of my allowance on machine that creates letters to the North Pole?

    The elves told me that if I bought one of their letter writing machines and ran it for long enough that I was guaranteed to be rewarded with enough Christmas presents that I wouldn’t ever have to work again.

    Fucking elves. At least if I had a lump a coal I could burn it to keep warm

  • It appears that 75% of your dealers accept bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as a payment method.

    • Silver Shield

      A very wise business decision as people cash out of imaginary money into real money.
      But none of those dealers, including yourself, keep Bitcoins in these transactions as you all cash in bitcoins for dollars.

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